Articles from December 2004

I Want To Wash My Hands, My Face And Hair With Snow

December 22nd, 2004 · 2 Comments

I’m a firm believe that snow should be a target on the map. It should be someplace you go to on purpose (like that scene from the movie White Christmas when Bing and the gang are on the train). Snow shouldn’t be something that just happens. This morning, I woke up to snow. In fact, […]

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Why I’m Not A Children’s Writer

December 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on Why I’m Not A Children’s Writer

It’s been an exciting time around the Monroe household. Our youngest finally lost that first tooth. It was a very stubborn tooth, been loose for over a month. By the end, it was barely hanging on. The oldest kept giving pieces of advice, each more horrifying than the last. “Let’s get the pliers” “Let’s tie […]

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Math and Stats

December 20th, 2004 · 4 Comments

A few weeks ago, Booksquare discussed the rankings listed on Barnes and Noble and Amazon. My question is…do these really help the reader? I’m convinced most people don’t even see these numbers. My husband didn’t even know they were there. Now he is painfully aware. This is a typical evening. Kids are in bed (finally) […]

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Does This Mean I’m Officially In Charge?

December 18th, 2004 · 3 Comments

I have the codes, the passwords, and I now fully understand the complexities of posting links in html (yeah, uh huh). Of course it’s all very anti-climactic as I’ve been off-line due to a CPU upgrade. Can I just say AHHHHHHHH (and the reason I’m posting after 1:30 in the morning). But it does appear […]

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Taking Flight

December 17th, 2004 · 1 Comment

As you read this, we are high over the Pacific Ocean, worrying about the physics of flying. We’re still not entirely sure the math works, and are quite convinced that some day planes will figure this out. We’ll be gone for a week, unless we’re seduced by the weather, in which case we’ll be sending […]

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Those Romance Writers Didn’t Leave A Crumb!

December 16th, 2004 · 2 Comments

You’d think Champagne and romance go together. Actually, it’s Champagne and the romance writer which probably don’t mix. As Gena and I enter PC Cast’s booksigning we’re each handed a glass of the bubbly. Since the two of us talked non stop from OKC to the booksigning (which was about 2 hours) we were both […]

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In Which I Talk Dirty

December 15th, 2004 · 1 Comment

I knew you were expecting it – the dirty talk finally arrived on the 15th. Okay, okay – the bad sex scene award winner has been announced. I have been told by NUMEROUS sources this is something I must comment on being a romance writer and all. I’m not sure how romance writer and sex […]

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In Which We Have The Talk You Were Supposed To Have With Your Parents (or Your Creative Writing Teacher)

December 15th, 2004 · Comments Off on In Which We Have The Talk You Were Supposed To Have With Your Parents (or Your Creative Writing Teacher)

Yes, it’s that talk. The one that makes you squirm and look for an exit. The one where you defiantly announce that you don’t need our help — you’re doing just fine on your own. The one where you say, “That’s not my style. Besides, if Tom Wolfe failed at it, what hope is there […]

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Looking At Investment in Your Career From Another Angle

December 15th, 2004 · Comments Off on Looking At Investment in Your Career From Another Angle

Just moments ago (in Internet time), we posted a link to a series of lovely letters from authors to the publishing industry (particularly their editors). MJ Rose suggested we visit Mad Max Perkins to continue the discussion. As we don’t know Max personally (but have it on the best authority that he’s a stand-up guy), […]

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Though Not Seemingly Possible, Some Authors May Not Feel Jolly About the Publishing Industry

December 15th, 2004 · Comments Off on Though Not Seemingly Possible, Some Authors May Not Feel Jolly About the Publishing Industry

Over at M.J. Rose’s Buzz, Balls & Hype, the letters to Santa continue. Or, in this case, letters to the Book Biz Santa. For the past three days, she’s posted a series of three letters to publishers from authors (common theme: without authors, there would be little to publish). We strongly recommend checking out all […]

File Under: Publishers and Editors