Inbox: Research Department

January 25th, 2006 · 3 Comments
by Booksquare

We are passing this one with full confidence that our crack BS team will get to the bottom of the latest potential literary hoax. We’re not going to brag (much), but our research squad is capable of spending endless hours on a topic. We’d call it obsessive, but that’s such an understatement.

File Under: Square Pegs

3 responses so far ↓

  • Lorra // Jan 25, 2006 at 11:04 am

    Make up your mind, Booksquare: are those of us honest, persistent souls who can harp endlessly on Freygate obsessive or are we imbued with an overabundance of stick-to-itiveness (or is it the same thing?)

    I believe that inside of every writer there is a lazy person screaming to get out. Just say the word, Booksquare – “Hey Writer, you’re an obsessive, compulsive nut for sitting at that keyboard all day and for obsessing over assholes who lie to sell books.” – and that lazy person will be set free, free at last!

    Lorra Laven

  • Booksquare // Jan 25, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    You say lazy and obsessive like they’re bad things. I strongly advocate laziness. It keeps America working.

    I just feed the obsessions…plus it’s giving Peter something to do. If he’s not worrying about this, he’s making review charts of accounts. I think we can agree it’s in my best interest to encourage obsessive behavior.

  • Lorra // Jan 25, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    Holy Crizap!

    Frey and company are appearing on Oprah tomorrow – Live!

    Problem being, I’ve never watched Oprah (Swear to God!) – And not sure this would be a good time to start. Don’t even know what time/channel it’s on and whether I’ll be near a TV. Besides, it’s against my religious beliefs to watch daytime TV ’cause I’m pretty sure God would smote my brain if I did.

    Oh well.