Uh Huh Files: Use a Map

June 16th, 2004 · No Comments
by Booksquare

As we predicted, our fascination with all things Star was short-lived (as could be expected with a publication we never actually opened), but this tidbit from the New York Post made us roll our eyes. Literally. At 8:30 in the morning, we were so “yeah right” about something that our muscles moved of their own accord. According to family records, this hasn’t happened since the last major earthquake awakened us from a deep slumber. What amazed us? The fact that when Bonnie Fuller toddled down to Miami to placate a certain superstar, one of her publication’s attorneys rode along so she wouldn’t, um, get lost. Yeah, we rely on our lawyer for directions all the time.

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