Articles from April 2004

Ready For Prime Time?

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on Ready For Prime Time?

Harlequin, in its quest for world women’s fiction domination (and I don’t mean that in a bad way), is launching a new line called Prime Time, geared toward older heroines in July, 2005. They currently plan to release four books a month — given HQ‘s marketing genius, it’s just more evidence that certain segments of […]

File Under: Publishers and Editors

But Did He Ever Squeeze Into A Volkswagen?

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on But Did He Ever Squeeze Into A Volkswagen?

I’ve never understood the human need to achieve new heights of ridiculousness. This is why I won’t be remembered like Norris McWhirter. Not only did McWhirter appreciate the folly of our humanity, but he published it successive editions. In each of us is a special person…alas, modern society makes it harder and harder to claim […]

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Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch

While I continue to deal with my household’s disappointment that Neal Stephenson’s only apparent Los Angeles appearance for The Confusion will be the LA Times Festival of Books (and this after I’ve agreed repeatedly, “Yes, he ignored us completely when touring for Quicksilver“), Neal is speaking to the press everywhere. He sits down (virtually, I […]

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Beyond The Gaggle

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on Beyond The Gaggle

PW also reports that the public appetite for behind-the-scenes of the White House news (and, for me, this is a non-partisan thing) is growing. We’re buying Bob Woodward’s Plan of Attack because it gives us insight into how our government works. Hey — I’m a self-confessed Ari Fleischer/Scott McLellan junkie, and I still want the […]

File Under: Books/Mags/Blogs

Triple Word Score

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on Triple Word Score

I have to say that I’m a firm believer in supporting causes I believe in. And I don’t download free music (that’s what friends are for). MediaBistro is great about providing cool information, a lot for free. Man, I really do sound like a shill for the man. Alas, I’m just a writer who understands […]

File Under: Agents

My Heart Goes Pitter Patter

April 21st, 2004 · Comments Off on My Heart Goes Pitter Patter

Here’s the thing: if you don’t subscribe to Publisher’s Weekly (and I assure you I’m not a shill for the man), you don’t get their daily email newsletters. Which means you don’t know the fascinating story behind Dan (DaVinci Code) Brown’s editor. Peripatetic? Can that even be applied to a guy who hasn’t hit forty? […]

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Oprah Does Literacy

April 20th, 2004 · Comments Off on Oprah Does Literacy

ProLiteracy (if you don’t know, shame on you) reports that they will receive a $50,000 Oprah Winfrey Book Club award to support ProLiteracy’s international partners’ work with children and their families in Colombia. This comes about after Oprah’s choice of One Hundred Years of Solitude as her latest bookclub pick. ProLiteracy Website

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If It Were Easy, Everyone Would Be Doing It

April 20th, 2004 · Comments Off on If It Were Easy, Everyone Would Be Doing It

The plan, as I recall it, was to sit down and write a few romance novels. I would then take the money and open a store that sold greeting cards and balloons. Quite possibly, I would continue the writing because it would be easy and the money would be excellent. It’s okay — you can […]

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No Coke Please, I’m Spewing

April 20th, 2004 · Comments Off on No Coke Please, I’m Spewing

There are some who say comedy is a finely honed craft. There are others who suggest it’s innate. And then there are writers, searching for that elusive first line. You know the one. It conveys your story, your brilliance, your ability to grab the reader by the throat and hold on for dear life. That […]

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And Now For Something…Pretty Much The Same

April 20th, 2004 · Comments Off on And Now For Something…Pretty Much The Same

The Booksense bestseller list for 4/19/2004 is leaving me ever so slightly desirous of, well, a major surprise. A blockbuster. A book that captures America’s imagination as no other books has. Sure, all my money’s on Eats, Shoots and Leaves, but I’m thinking a backup book might be a good idea. Seriously, these lists are […]

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