From The Not-So-Shocking Files

August 11th, 2004 · No Comments
by Booksquare

We have so many items of interest today — and an impending meeting*. Sometimes life simply isn’t fair. As we are not so good at brevity, we will get to a few things, and leave your appetite whetted for the rest.

Well, it sounded good before we typed it out. For those of you who thought all reality television was sponataneous, we salute you. You have achieved the Budhha mind sought by television executives. For those who felt “nobody can be that dumb,” well, yes, they can. You need to get out of the house more. After all, do you honestly think that reality scriptwriters make this stuff up?

And, yes, one more illusion is shattered: scripts aren’t just words. Apparently there’s a story involved. This should make certain individuals seeing ways around residuals nervous.

* – Thing where we are required to leave the house, wearing clothing that isn’t made of flannel, after digging the blow dryer out of the drawer where it normally languishes unused and unappreciated.

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