Comments on: If There’s Nothing Wrong With It, Why Won’t He Use His Real Name? https://booksquare.com/if-theres-nothing-wrong-with-it-why-wont-he-use-his-real-name/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&%23038;utm_campaign=if-theres-nothing-wrong-with-it-why-wont-he-use-his-real-name Dissecting the publishing industry with love and skepticism Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:46:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Lorra https://booksquare.com/if-theres-nothing-wrong-with-it-why-wont-he-use-his-real-name/#comment-27909 Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:46:15 +0000 http://www.booksquare.com/archives/2005/02/05/980/#comment-27909 Sam, you say?

There’s a teenager who drives around our community in a red mustang with the license plate “1 Virus”

When I pull up behind him, I fantasize that I’m driving a Hummer.

Now I know what to say when I repeatedly moosh him with my imaginary truck:

Wham! Bam! Thank-you Sam!

Alas, I drive a garden-variety, four-door sedan so Sam, or whoever his, will just have to wait to get what he deserves – hopefully a big fat virus that eats his term paper!

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