It is good that you’re skeptical. “Jill Monroe” is just one of the many elves here at Booksquare. She pretends to be an independent entity, but that’s because of excellent programming. The fact that she’s a published author is proof that our deception at Booksquare headquarters knows no boundaries*. Booksquare is not a real person; if she were real, she’d be tall, thin, and able to engage in witty repartee.

Thank you so much for writing — it’s always inspiring to know at someone reads this stuff (also scary — when you sell your book, you’ll know what I mean). I’m one of the few who knows her mother isn’t reading her blog…wait, why isn’t my mother reading my blog? That hurts.

By the way, Drive Like An Asshole week is starting up again. You can tell it’s imminent when people start thinking the white lines are just suggestions.

* – Also known as taking credit for the hard work of others.

Thanks any way.

Lorra

Just wanted to thank you – even tho you don’t know me and I have no idea what your name is – how much your blog helped me. It was funny, entertaining and informative and I looked forwad to its goofiness every day. My favorite comment all year was the one about it being opening day for drive like an asshole week – I hee-hawed over that one for a couple of days. (That’s what we do in these here parts: we hee-haw instead of laughing. The cattle are more comfortable with that response.)

Anhow, thanks for the company. Gotta go and jump right back in that old submissions’ pool with all the other poor writers . . . after I drink a lot of wine!

Happy Day!

Lorra

😉

Thanks for the laugh.