No, really, we are. What is a “new business program,” and do we want to get us some of that? If you want to pursue this, Ben Loehnen is joining Little Random (please, no jokes, we have a delicate constitution). There will be books and such happening. Don’t you hate it when no information is released? We have to speculate and make stuff up. By the way, can we just once get a publisher website that makes sense? Please?

• Random House

We had no idea there was a publisher devoted to works by mothers. We’re not even sure how that works — is there some sort of test? And why, pray tell, do moms need their own special publisher? Give us a chance, we’ll come up with even more stupid questions. However, the publisher does exist and they’re donating a piece of every book sold to breast cancer research. We think that’s a grand idea.

• Walking Their Talk – Moms in Print Supports Breast Cancer Research and Mom Writers
• Moms in Print