Somehow, we didn’t get the memo that we’re supposed to get all worked up over Valentine’s Day (though we were excited that our horoscope hinted that we’d be showered with gifts all day long. That, we can get behind). The rest of the world, however, seems to be all Valentine’s all the time. Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but you know what we mean.
And, sure, we’re going to take advantage of the hard work of others to fill our posts today. It will give us time to ponder the fact that there isn’t a holiday dedicated to the inherently lazy. Think about it: one day where it’s okay to practice sloth in all its glory. A true believer wouldn’t bother to get out of his or her bathrobe. Too much effo–oh wait, that’s pretty much what we do every day. Nevermind. No need to formalize things.
For those looking for love with likeminded souls, this one’s for you.
