We’re Sure There Is Serious News Here

November 5th, 2004 · No Comments
by Booksquare

But we’re not going to find it. We are going to spend the rest of the day enjoying the vision of two tabloid newspapers donning little red boxing gloves and mouth guards, even as we begin to suspect one or more fights like a girl (which, we will point out, can be an effective battle technique in some situation). We are hoping for ugly. We crave vicious. We want ringside seats as the written word becomes a honed weapon.

Oops, sorry. We’ve gone too far. That’s the problem with an active fantasy life. We should have stopped before part about using the English language in battle.

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