If There’s Nothing Wrong With It, Why Won’t He Use His Real Name?

February 5th, 2005 · 1 Comment
by Booksquare

Oh, right, because he’s a big, fat hypocrital scumbag with no moral compass. C’mon, big boy, tell us who you really are — you’re man (or not, we shouldn’t be hasty in our anger). Surely you can take a little face-to-face criticism. If what you’re doing is just fine and dandy, there’s no reason to hide. You should be proud of your work.

Actually, we would also like your name so we can find your address to send you a bill for all the time and effort we put into keeping our site free of your trash, not to mention any free advertising that may have slipped through. We blog out of love, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t bills to pay.

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1 response so far ↓

  • Lorra // Feb 5, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    Sam, you say?

    There’s a teenager who drives around our community in a red mustang with the license plate “1 Virus”

    When I pull up behind him, I fantasize that I’m driving a Hummer.

    Now I know what to say when I repeatedly moosh him with my imaginary truck:

    Wham! Bam! Thank-you Sam!

    Alas, I drive a garden-variety, four-door sedan so Sam, or whoever his, will just have to wait to get what he deserves – hopefully a big fat virus that eats his term paper!