On Effective Conference Strategies

Five minutes after arriving, a woman approached me by the bar.

“Excuse me,” she said, “are you one of the instructors?”

“Yes,” I said. “I’m teaching the novel course in about 30 minutes.”

“Oh, well, yes, I’m working on a novel,” she said, “but I was hoping you could tell me how to get an agent.”

“Have you finished your book?”

“No.”

“How far along are you?”

She reached into her purse and pulled out a handful of single-spaced pages. “I’ve done a detailed treatment of my novel,” she said, “but I thought maybe I could find an agent who would complete it for me.”

3 thoughts on “On Effective Conference Strategies”

  1. “She reached into her purse and pulled out a handful of single-spaced pages. “I’ve done a detailed treatment of my novel,” she said, “but I thought maybe I could find an agent who would complete it for me.”

    LOL There’s nothing else to say : )

  2. Yes, I so enjoyed this comment that I wanted to watch Tod act out the whole scene — unfortunately he is a serious teacher of writing and opted merely to make fun of the poor unnamed woman.

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