On Effective Conference Strategies

June 14th, 2005 · 3 Comments
by Booksquare

Five minutes after arriving, a woman approached me by the bar.

“Excuse me,” she said, “are you one of the instructors?”

“Yes,” I said. “I’m teaching the novel course in about 30 minutes.”

“Oh, well, yes, I’m working on a novel,” she said, “but I was hoping you could tell me how to get an agent.”

“Have you finished your book?”

“No.”

“How far along are you?”

She reached into her purse and pulled out a handful of single-spaced pages. “I’ve done a detailed treatment of my novel,” she said, “but I thought maybe I could find an agent who would complete it for me.”

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3 responses so far ↓

  • Lauren Cerand // Jun 14, 2005 at 10:30 am

    That. is. AWESOME.

  • Robin Bayne // Jun 14, 2005 at 5:36 pm

    “She reached into her purse and pulled out a handful of single-spaced pages. “I’ve done a detailed treatment of my novel,” she said, “but I thought maybe I could find an agent who would complete it for me.”

    LOL There’s nothing else to say : )

  • Booksquare // Jun 14, 2005 at 7:32 pm

    Yes, I so enjoyed this comment that I wanted to watch Tod act out the whole scene — unfortunately he is a serious teacher of writing and opted merely to make fun of the poor unnamed woman.