Public Service Announcement #24

We are totally behind tilting at windmills, so bring you the story of one man’s attempt to accomplish the impossible*. Since the fine folks at the OED are more diligent than those at the U.S. Patent Office, they do a pretty thorough search for prior examples of word usage. We suspect this internet thing helps. In one case, a man’s attempt to get his made-up word (Jill, you are not alone) into the dictionary of record was deemed “amusing”. We have been called amusing more than once in our life, and it’s rarely the compliment it seems. For example, when […]

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Fulfilling the Scene Mission

Far be it for us to express disappointment when a television network embraces fans, or, in this case, fan-fic, but, you know us. Too little caffeine. The L Word is inviting fans to play along by writing scenes based on a “mission”. You know, the scene recons the territory, comes up with a strategy, executes a battle, does mop-up, and is home in time to vote itself better than all the other scenes. So why our disappointment? Well, FishBowlLA notes this: The episode won’t be produced (thank god, although it could be pretty hilarious), but various prizes will be offered.

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Amazon Introduces Plog, We Are Intrigued

Okay, we were more than a little surprised to see that Phillip Jennings was prominently featured on our Amazon homepage. Also purses, iPod cases, and books (the books were at the bottom, which is rather sad, but maybe it’s one of those things that moves around whenever we reload). But let’s back up — we had messages from Phillip Jennings waiting for us when we went to Amazon to make a random purchase or do research*. You may remember him as the author of the brilliant Nam-A-Rama; we just thought it was odd that he was on the Amazon homepage.

Marketing For Introverts

Booksquare Has a Harlequin-Themed Temper Tantrum

Though we do not have time to check our archives (in fact, we are not entirely sure where we keep our archives, though something tells us they’re in that place we’re supposed to “clean out”), we believe we have volunteered to sit down with the brass at Harlequin and offer our free advice. We believe we have made this offer no less than one million times. Do we get a call? No. And what happens? Well, let us suggest that there has been an unholy alliance between the romance publisher and NASCAR. We’ll give you a moment to absorb that.

Publishers and Editors

How To Kill A Book Club With Cynicism

If we were Scholastic (and evidence suggests we are not), we would be doing everything in our power to build a trusting relationship with the little kids who make our publishing venture strong. We would be squeaky clean and bend over backwards to make sure that parents are not off-put by our very name. We would think about the Harry Potter franchise coming to end, knowing that we need a solid revenue stream to make up for the empty hole. In other words, we wouldn’t engage in potentially misleading billing and fulfillment practices that anger parents enough to file a

Publishers and Editors

Associated Press – Now With Two More Years Experience

We don’t understand why we stopped and read this story, but stop we did. Read, we did. Post, we did. The age of the Associated Press isn’t of even the remotest fascination, except, well, except that it’s older than one thought. Which is just one of those things that makes you wonder what or who else is older than you’d think. Historically, the AP has dated its origins to a meeting of New York City publishers at the Sun office in May 1848. According to the Beach documents, the inaugural meeting took place two years earlier, with the agreement to

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Helpful Gift-Giving Advice

We have recently been reminded that a major holiday is on the horizon (so many lumped together in such a short amount of time, how does anyone keep on top of it all?), and this is a Gift Giving event. Also, it seems that restaurant reservations are going fast, so now is the not the time to put things off until tomorrow. Now if you have a librarian on your list (and who doesn’t?), then we have you covered. Because nothing says “I love you” like an action figure that “shushes”. We may need to rethink that sentence. G.I. Joe,

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Meanwhile Back At The Ranch

As things settle down on the ranch — there is only the faintest hint of dust swirling in the distance — we turn our attention to What Went Wrong. Things were moving along so swimmingly, it looked to be a successful season, and when disaster struck, and disaster is always a possibility, we know that, we didn’t see it coming. But surely someone out there is in charge of the publishing farm? And increasingly the question becomes “Who?” The front line of defense was formerly editors, those people who labored over each word, each paragraph, each book. Editors are not,

The Future of Publishing

If You Give It Away, They Will Download

We’re not sure where to focus our attention in this story about young Italians downloading a free book about the struggle to survive on 1,000 euros a month. Part of us thinks, “Hmm, how interesting is it that an ebook broke out from the pack in such a manner.” The other part of us sits back and wonders, “Does this mean that Internet usage is so wide-spread in Italy that such downloading is possible?” And, thus, we’re stuck. You get to determine the underlying meaning on your own. Young Italians find a hero: Thousands download an internet novel highlighting the

The Future of Publishing

Cutting Every Fourth Paragraph

There is nothing new in the announcement from Harlequin Mill & Boon regarding their increased commitment to providing audiobooks to consumers, except, well, this: Starting in March 2006 HARLEQUIN MILLS & BOON will publish four titles every second month in abridged CD format, featuring stories from its bestselling Modernâ„¢ Romance and Historical Romance series. Abridged? They’re seriously going to abridge these things? Given the length of the novels, doesn’t it seem like it would be more work to make them shorter than to read them in their entirety? We will never understand the minds of publishers. Harlequin Mills & Boon’s

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