Our Last Illusion, Shattered

July 5th, 2004 · No Comments
by Booksquare

We spent the weekend lecturing our cats (which, oddly enough, comprise the felines who live here and our neighbor’s outdoor cats) on fireworks and safety. You can probably imagine how well our wisdom was received. And with good reason…fireworks aren’t nearly as dangerous as books. Yes, your precious, coddled, beloved books are vicious and violent. And we’re not just talking about the thrillers. All books. Even those soft-covered baby books. Two stories today drove home this truth in ways our lectures cannot. Beware of books. Now we’re off to talk to the cats about the dangers arising from body slamming shelves filled with these killers.

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