Why Having Your Dream Job Is A Bad Idea

Our first foray into the wild world of employment taught us the importance of lying. Every day, we’d tell two whoppers, over and over. First we’d declare, looking the customer in the eye, that the pastries we sold weren’t fattening. Then we’d say, yes, of course we’re Danish. The pastries were filled with butter and sugar, and we’re quite Hungarian-mutt. Not a drop of Danish anything, unless you count the occasional craving for aebleskiver. Working with customers is rough. People who seem perfectly normal aren’t. Two middle-aged ladies wandered in to a branch of a well-known booksellers. Helmet-coiffed and enthusiastically […]

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On Being A Famous Author

“I was out recently doing push-ups in the park,” Mr. Suzuki said, through a translator, smiling, “and I could hear these people talking, looking at me, saying, ‘It’s Koji Suzuki!’” Bringing Out the Horror of What He Knows Best

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Behind Every Mildred Wirt, Or Never Mind The Man Behind The Curtain

There was a sense of relief and disappointment the day we discovered the truth about Carolyn Keene. Naturally, the disappointment came from learning she wasn’t a real person. The relief? Well, we’d noticed a certain similarity between The Hardy Boys, The Bobbsey Twins, and Nancy Drew. We didn’t have a clue from voice in those days, but we suspected something was up. It’s about as close to detective work as we’ll ever get. Though we don’t recommend sharing this with impressionable children, our favorite childhood series were the brainchildren of Edward Stratemeyer, whose rags-to-riches story is filled with the kind

Books/Mags/Blogs

Humanizing Editors

When did you first realize that editors are people, too? Oh, sorry. Okay, let us be the one to break the news: editors put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us (except, we suppose, those who do that two-legged, lying back on the bed thing). Of course, sometimes editors can be too human, as Tod Goldberg discovers when he interviews Gina Frangello, editor of Other Voices (“Cities in Dust”? That should never be admitted, especially when it can come back to haunt you). Goldberg’s been guesting over at The Elegant Variation, so don’t

Publishers and Editors

It’s Either 5.8 or 6.6 Pages A Day, Depending on How You Count Things

Due to circumstances (mostly) beyond our control, fiction writing has been a luxury around our house lately. We could bore you with a litany of excuses (some of which are, even by our standards, quite creative), but we won’t. The bottom line is that we have to get back to work, and this requires a kick in the butt. Hence, we are informally doing NaNoWriMo. Informal because while we’re signed up and have made a donation, we suspect we won’t remember to post to the NaNo site on a regular basis. Since we are strongly motivated by things like guilt,

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21st Century Copyright

Sometimes we admire our self-restraint. Like when we read an interview with Cory Doctorow. Our inclination is (usually) to copy and paste the thing in its entirety. It certainly would be easier that way. But then you (our lovely readers) might miss out on discovering a new and different site. We’re sure you wouldn’t want that. So, once again, we’re limiting ourself to a few choice quotes while feeling confident you’ll go off and read the whole thing at your leisure. And we do recommend reading this particular article. Not just because we strongly support Cory Doctorow, but because his

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How To Waste An Extra Hour

We chose to sleep. After all, how often do you get a chance to sleep in…and then a chance to sleep in? Now we’re feeling wide awake, and, frankly, hungry, it turns out we have a long time before lunch. What better way to share our pain than by making you suffer through a slew of updates? We thought you’d agree. First up, we have an agent packing up her office and striking out on her own. Yes, Amy Jameson has left Janklow & Nesbit to start A+B Works. The agency will focus on young adult literature and some adult

Agents, Square Pegs

Teenage Kicks

We never meet most of the people who impact our lives. The author who made your realize there’s magic in your head. The singer who made you feel like there was someone out there who truly got how you feel. And the person who brought those artists into your world. John Peel was one of the final group. While we’ll never forget the impact of Casey Kasem on our lives (when one grows up in a town with two radio stations of note, Kasem is akin to a god), we think it was John Peel who will have the lasting

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