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How To Win Editors And Impress Marketing Staff

August 24th, 2005 · Comments Off on How To Win Editors And Impress Marketing Staff

Looking for an etiquette primer for authors? Or just looking for a few behavioral guidelines? Or just wondering what makes the editor/author relationship work? Elizabeth Spiers spoke with a few editors about how things work in the real world (note: the real world bears no resemblance to what you see on television). First item of […]

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And What Did You Spend Your Advance On?

August 5th, 2005 · 4 Comments

MJ Rose is conducting a survey of authors who use their advances as their marketing budgets. Pop over to Buzz, Balls & Hype to respond. Advances – The New Marketing Budget

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You Have A Book, Now What?

July 21st, 2005 · Comments Off on You Have A Book, Now What?

While we imagine there are some out there who love doing publicity, most authors seem to treat it like a chore — one that could make or break a career (possibly if cleaning refrigerator had such impact, we’d be more inclined in that direction). Publishers offer varying levels of marketing support to authors, commensurate with […]

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The Audiobook Revolution: Get Your Royalties Here

July 5th, 2005 · Comments Off on The Audiobook Revolution: Get Your Royalties Here

We lauded the iPod experiment at the South Huntington Public Library in South Huntington, New York when it was announced, and it’s good to know our enthusiasm has been repaid. Library customers are embracing the technology. [Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. But it’s always good to have alternatives.] Book Standard looks at the growing industry […]

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What You Think Is On The Page. . .Isn’t

June 23rd, 2005 · 1 Comment

We have survived Tod Goldberg’s class! Our brain is stuffed with useless pop culture trivia and ear worms looping really bad songs from the seventies. Really bad songs. “Sylvia’s Mother” bad. We’re quite sure that within a week, the entire class would have been tortured with snippets of “Seasons in the Sun.” Now, it wasn’t […]

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In Which We Overthink A Few Words

June 23rd, 2005 · 10 Comments

Here it is, our problem in a nutshell: With him were two journalists (myself and the jovial novelist Sam Lipsyte, who was profiling him for GQ), as well as Sylvie Christophe from the French Consulate, dashingly attired in a formfitting white jacket and knee-length white pants. Well, we didn’t say it was a little nut, […]

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So You Were Wondering About Literary Publicists?

June 7th, 2005 · Comments Off on So You Were Wondering About Literary Publicists?

We see how this works: you move into someone else’s blog and invite all your friends over. Very clever. Dan Wickett is throwing a major party right now, and while we can’t keep up with all the posts, we’ll try to tap into various conversations as we wander around the room. You can click on […]

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Universal Truth Number Seven: Romantic Heroines Must Be Insipid. Also Klutzy. In a Cute Way.

May 30th, 2005 · Comments Off on Universal Truth Number Seven: Romantic Heroines Must Be Insipid. Also Klutzy. In a Cute Way.

A confession. We have a soft spot in our little black heart for romantic comedies. However, and this is important, even we were not sucker enough to see Miss Congeniality 2. Why? Because it was a foregone conclusion that the character played by Sandra Bullock would be like many of the other characters played by […]

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Try To Wear That On My Sleeve; It’s All Wrong

May 26th, 2005 · Comments Off on Try To Wear That On My Sleeve; It’s All Wrong

Hey, sometimes the song fits the mood. Also the song really does have a killer guitar riff. But that’s beside the point. The Happy Booker tagged us earlier today to let us know that she’s posted a fun article about love and critiquing. Not necessarily in that order. We’re not saying anything (much), but Kate […]

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Jill, Meet Tod. He Can Teach You New Obsessive Behaviors

May 25th, 2005 · Comments Off on Jill, Meet Tod. He Can Teach You New Obsessive Behaviors

Jill, we know you’re busy. This makes us sad because we’d rather be spending our days on IM, too. No, of course we’re not going to admit our separation is all our fault. We abandoned you in your moment(s) of need and you turned to a, say it isn’t so, real job to keep you […]

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