Articles from January 2005

Earth: Truly One of the More Terrifying Planets

January 20th, 2005 · 4 Comments

Or maybe Los Angeles is one of the more terrifying towns. We often get this stuff mixed up. J-Fly (who’s un-on hiatus, and if we’d been playing more and working less, we’d know this) has decided to try a novel writing class at UCLA. We’ve done that, right down to the unfortunate runny nose (our […]

File Under: Tools and Craft

Yes, Always Ask Someone Who Doesn’t Know For Information

January 20th, 2005 · Comments Off on Yes, Always Ask Someone Who Doesn’t Know For Information

We admit to only a passing interest in the annual visit of a mysterious stranger to Edgar Allan Poe’s gravesite. Frankly, for us, keeping up a tradition for more than a week requires much effort. And, quite possibly, the most fascinating aspect of this year’s pilgrimage is that the nocturnal visitor eschewed top hat and […]

File Under: Square Pegs

Seems Like Just Yesterday

January 20th, 2005 · 2 Comments

Time has a way of messing with our poor little mind, but we feel like it’s been mere days since we read the flurry of excited articles about Brigid Hughes taking over The Paris Review. Well, a lot of bits and bytes could have been saved (though, frankly, they’re not much in the way of […]

File Under: Books/Mags/Blogs · Publishers and Editors

Ode to The August Author

January 20th, 2005 · Comments Off on Ode to The August Author

The distribution issues at the Penguin warehouse in Rugby, UK have received surprisingly little press outside a few blogs and Publisher’s Lunch. This surprises us to no end — for an entire quarter, shipments of books were pretty much not happening. For authors whose books were released during that period (or in the months just […]

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We Like the Idea of Powerful Agents, We Do

January 20th, 2005 · Comments Off on We Like the Idea of Powerful Agents, We Do

What with one thing and the other (mostly the other), we have about fifteen tabs open in Firefox, each representing something we meant to post on over the past week or so. If we were to stop and dwell on how pathetic this makes us, well, we’d never get around to posting anything. Our goal, […]

File Under: Agents

We’re Always Behind The Times, But Somerset Maugham Is Our Fantasy Man

January 19th, 2005 · Comments Off on We’re Always Behind The Times, But Somerset Maugham Is Our Fantasy Man

Granted, the beauty of fantasy men is that they’re not real, but we never let that distract us. Probably every blog and its brother has linked to this story about Bookslut and its human, but we wouldn’t be us if we didn’t march really slowly because of days of email to slog through. Did anyone […]

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We Idolize Few

January 19th, 2005 · Comments Off on We Idolize Few

Being the child of a librarian is rough — you get to be a guinea pig, of sorts. The drawback is that your mother works in your school and things get dicey when you’re in the principal’s office. The upside is that you get your greedy little fingers on new books before the other kids. […]

File Under: Square Pegs

Oh, Hello, Thank You for Making It Official

January 19th, 2005 · Comments Off on Oh, Hello, Thank You for Making It Official

We’re not big on predicting the future (seriously, keeping a crystal ball all shiny and stuff requires a lot of effort, and we don’t have much in the way of staff), but we were so waiting for the blogger backlash, like, almost a year ago. Mostly because we enjoy irony, and it’s hard to top […]

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It’s Remembering To Return The Little Form That Causes Us Problems

January 18th, 2005 · Comments Off on It’s Remembering To Return The Little Form That Causes Us Problems

We admit it: we’re lame. You send us a form that says “return this or else we’ll send you books” and we don’t return the form. And then we get books. But not always the books we want. Yeah, the Internet has helped, but we still, uh, accidentally forget to follow through and end up […]

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Just Call Us Zaphod Beeblebrox

January 18th, 2005 · 2 Comments

We are of two minds on the concept of anonymous reviews. One mind thinks that anonymity allows a reviewer to be more honest (and we’re bothered by the fact that we have to include “more” before honest). The other mind thinks there is a bond between reviewer and reader, and, in reviews, voice is not […]

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