Last Person Who Can Judge Artistic Integrity? The Artist

We knew a woman who bragged that her editor didn’t edit her. No really — she thought this was a good thing; being the type to investigate on our own, we read her book. It was a bad thing. Editors may be doing less (and less) hardcore editing these days, but they do continue to serve as a reality check for writers. While the year has been filled with self-publishing success stories, we find that we’re growing increasingly wary of the concept. We still believe it’s a valid choice for some authors, but continue to worry about the lack of […]

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The Map Is Not The Territory

Dan Green (The Reading Experience — an absolute must-read, in our opinion) picks up on one of our favorite themes: artists who “disappoint” by not producing clones of previous successes. He notes that the motion picture business thrives on repeat successes, so it expected in other media. The publishing industry, alas, can’t turn around fiction rapidly enough to build on the same concept. Which, we maintain, is the best possible thing for our society. Locking authors into slots is a product of a marketing-dominated business. Marketing, rather than editorial influence, has become a dominant factor. We like money, don’t get

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Absolute Beginners

We imagine there are first-time authors out there who sell their books, negotiate their contracts, undergo the editing process, build websites, acquire agents, and stare at their first covers without us. But not Jill. She has helpfully included us in every moment of her first book experience. Even when she knows full well that calling us at the crack of (our) dawn never works — we’re the oldest of seven…we’ve ignored louder, more irritating things than ringing phones. Jill has remained our friend despite our differences when it comes to the most basic beliefs. When confronted with a choice to

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Is That A Panther in Your Pocket?

Due to the extreme need to test-drive Entourage for a client, the husband took a long look at our iBook this morning. It is, he declared, a wonderful piece of art (would that all art be orange), but it is insufficient for our current needs (less bulk, longer battery life, memory, speed, bigger hard drive). We blinked and smiled, bearing in mind the advice of the great Arlene Dahl: Always let him think it’s his idea. So, off we went to the place where we buy our laptops (for some reason, we enter physical establishments for laptops, but always get

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How To Sell More Books

There is an interesting phenomenon: literacy leads to increased book consumption. Probably someone with advanced degrees can draw helpful charts to explain why this is so, but we don’t need that information right now. If there is a cause that authors should strongly support (in addition to health care, etc), it is literacy. Without eager readers, you cannot achieve what we believe to be your goals. Pitney Bowes is celebrating Literacy Month with a special eBay auction. From September 22 – 29, celebrity-decorated and designed envelopes will be auctioned. Proceeds go to four literacy charities, including ProLiteracy Worldwide. Pitney Bowes

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On Quotas

We find it hard to believe we’re linking to same article twice, but we liked this quote far too much to let it pass without comment: “Maybe we’re behind the times,” says [Jonathan] Galassi, who publishes such award-winning authors as [Shirley] Hazzard, Susan Sontag and Jonathan Franzen. “I just think there are too many words out there already. I hope our writers will be spending their time writing their books, not their blogs.” The husband believes each human is given a quota of pickles to be consumed in life. He reached his at the tender age of eight. Likewise, each

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Heart-Stopping Excitement

Seriously, you can take the girl out of the contracts, but you can’t take the contracts out of the girl. No really — earlier this week, we were reviewing a complicated acquisition deal involving several companies (where, if you ran your finger up the org charts, you’d discover there were really only two entities involved), one movie (or two, depending on whose perspective you took), and lots of shadowy figures (we were pleasantly surprised to encounter an old con artist from our past in the correspondence we read). And we were doing this for fun. Just moments ago, the husband

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Makes Us Sniffle

Okay, fine, it’s mostly the allergies. Love, love, love fall in SoCal. It’s when our investment in certain brand name tissues pay off. Stephen Fry is our kind of guy: tone deaf. His failures mirror ours. His successes do not. But that’s another issue entirely. For your amusement (and that’s what makes us so giving), we offer a glimpse into our soul — as portrayed by another human’s failure to hit a note. Any note. Rock me Amadeus: At school, when it came to playing two or more notes in tune, he had problems. Which partly explains why Stephen Fry

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Leave It To A Geek

Now we’re not admitting anything here, but a rough (meaning: insufficient caffeine to think clearly) glance at the numbers tossed out in the article linked below tells us they’re reasonable. Reasonable being defined as they make sense to us. Being an author is a bit like being a celebrity (sometimes you can be both, but that would be another posting entirely). You get to do the work (for an author, it’s writing; for the celebrity, well, that depends), while all sorts of hands are out, palm up, along the route. You are not so much a creative genius as a

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The Modern Thank You Note

If you’ve ever spent time in certain conspiracy theory circles, the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail is mentioned. Curious, you might read it. Perplexed, you might wonder how it is that so much history went unreported. Well, there are lots of versions of history. One could spend many lifetimes tracing them all out. Not being any sort of scholar, we cannot advise on the historical accuracy of anything. We can say that sales of certain books are certainly increased by the sales of other books. As always, this joyful news is greeted with a lawsuit. We applaud modern courtesy, though

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