Help, We’re Juggling as Fast as We Can. Or Not.

As we struggle with the first chapter of the new disaster, we have this sense of doom. Why is it that bad things always appears in the form of an analog clock? Is that truly our vision of impending disaster? We know we should devote every breath to writing fiction, but we’re feeling a bit like a Tinker Toy. At last count, we were broken down into seven pieces. It is just our luck that we are all the round parts, not the long, skinny ones. Every time we sit down to post here, a little voice reminds us that […]

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Cause: Excellent

Author Trish Jensen has been a friend of ours for many years — somehow (and we can’t say why) she gets our sense of humor. She has been unfailingly generous with her time and wisdom. She is also a victim of a circumstance facing many authors, musicians, painters, humans: no health insurance. When Trish was rushed to the hospital last week, nobody worried too much about the eventual cost; now that she’s recovering, it is inevitable that the hospital’s finance department becomes involved. Click on more to learn about a group of authors banding together to help Trish pay her

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Watching The Watchdogs

We broke up with our local news a little over a year ago. It was painful — especially when we said goodbye to Mark Thompson, our beloved weather dude. We still long for glimpses of him, so much so that sometimes we see really bad movies because he’s often hired to play, well, weathermen. They say time heals, but we aren’t sure. We do know it was a relationship that had to end. We spent far too many nights shouting at the television. They say you shouldn’t go to bed angry; we did, far too often. We hear that this

Books/Mags/Blogs

Our Advice: Ignore Reviews

We admit we’re easily amused. We count ourself lucky to be part of a species that takes itself so seriously — yet is so ridiculous. It is as if there was some sort of plan to keep us laughing. Like when noted author Anne Rice chooses to take on her fans in a tirade. You know the type — you, you…readers…you don’t get it. You don’t understand. This is art. I am going to take my toys and go home. Okay, fine, we’re paraphrasing. If we give Rice the benefit of the doubt, she didn’t do herself any favors (unless

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Writing At Your Own Pace

Author Alexander McCall Smith writes about his journey toward becoming a writer. In this three-part series, he notes: I suspect that one of the best starts for an author is an unhappy one. It is by no means an original observation, but it is clear that writing is often a response to pain and loss. He explores how life’s experiences inform your writing, even when they don’t seem to. He also looks at how writing slips into your life, sometimes unexpectedly or belatedly. I started to write, as so many writers do, before I could write. This may seem a

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This One’s Easy

Why do people pay for what’s free? Convenience. If we learn anything from the 9/11 Commission Report (setting aside the subject matter, those lessons are a given), it is that people want to access information in their preferred manner. This is why MP3s continue to dominate the music download business despite record labels’ insistence on forcing proprietary formats down the consumer throat. This is why, to a large extent, that bound and printed remains the favored format for books. The book model is a comfortable fit for most of us; so many people spend entire days in front of a

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For Example, Driving Nails With Your Forehead

If you are looking for a stable, practical career, do not choose writing. There are much better jobs to be had. There are jobs that don’t make you cry. Jobs that come with regular paychecks. Jobs that don’t invite perplexedd stares and rude questions. There are jobs that don’t require getting up in the middle of the night to capture a sentence slipping away because you’ve knocked your notebook under a piece of furniture you would have sworn had only a hair’s width of space. Being a writer isn’t a choice. Well, perhaps for some, but nobody we’ve ever met.

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This Lobster Walks Into A Bar

Did you know there were two books about lobsters out there? In addition to the zillion other lobster books, we mean. Apparently one lobster book has gone back for seven printings. Not bad for an animal we’re afraid of (ever since the night one, trying out for our dinner, waved at us — we were intimidated indeed). No really, the things we learn from the Pitching series at MediaBistro are amazing. Sorry, channeling Rodney Bingenheimer there. What we meant to say is if you do smart non-fiction (probably not about lobsters — we suspect the market is getting saturated) or

Agents

Definitely Good News

See, the truth is, we’re not always all worked up about things. For example, right now, we’re very happy to note that Tim Rutten has been promoted and, as part of his new duties, will be overseeing the Los Angeles Times Book Review section. If we weren’t so pleased about this (and we are because we enjoy Rutten’s columns), we would note that this might actually get us to read some of the words in the Book Review instead of our usual looking-at-the-pictures approach to the whole thing. Rutten upped

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A Rant on Bodice Ripping, Or Why We Think The New York Times is Sexist

Since the growing market for Christian romance isn’t news (just as street lit isn’t news and so on), we are going to, once again, note that the so-called “paper of record” clearly has no respect for its female readers. Not only does it persist in perpetuating an image that, frankly, hasn’t existed since we were allowed to read novels, but uses the cliche to insult the reading choices of every person who buys romance novels. Since that group is almost (but not entirely) wholly female, the insult could not be more clear. Why do romance authors and readers object to

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