Author name: Booksquare

Dissecting the publishing industry with love and skepticism.

But We Were Born To Be Coddled

Though it will not come as a surprise to anyone here, it seems that living with a writer is not easy. Honestly, sometimes the husband wants to talk when it’s quite clear we’re thinking. Oh sure, it looks like napping, but as long as one brain cell is pulsing, we will deny the charge. We will say, however, that every review we read about Living With a Writer gives us pause. First off, we know a lot of writers and very few are able to indulge their inner helpless child. Maybe it’s because so many of the writers we know […]

Square Pegs

A Concept We Can’t Get Behind

Now, don’t get us wrong, we like having far too much information. If we’re overwhwelmed by a subject, we’re happy (generally, because this means we’re so busy “researching” that we’re not “working”). But, let’s be honest — it’s hard enough getting people to put alt attributes on images. How can anyone expect articles filled with context-driven messages? And what happens when someone goes overboard and every conjunction has a context menu? Yes, the web can be used to provide endless avenues of discovery, but, maybe it’s the print reader in us or our natural crankiness, but there’s a point where

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Yeah, But It’s Not A Genius-On-Demand Award

Let us be upfront about this: we are perfectly willing to accept a genius grant. Just recently, the husband realized the truth about us — we were born to be showered in gifts. We will not say how many years it’s taken him to come to this conclusion. Suffice to say, more than a few. So if the MacArthur people want to help us fulfill our destiny, we are available. That being said, we realize our particular genius cannot be cajoled by mere money (oh, don’t get us wrong…we are mercenary to the soles of our little feet). We were

Square Pegs

When You Know Your Calling…

It is a rare human who finds their calling at a young age. Usually the ones who do are seduced by the freedom that comes from driving a garbage or fire truck. Generally, this urge is outgrown about the time said person discovers girls (or boys). Some, however, never waver from their vision of the future. We salute that steadfast nature. Also, we worry. With clear eyes and an unquenchable thirst for syntactical truth, I will distinguish between defining and non-defining relative clauses and use “that” and “which” appropriately. I will locate and remove the hyphen from any mention of

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Yes, We Get Around

Eagle-eyed Booksquare readers have no doubt noticed a new link* over there on the right. Yes, there’s a new blog in town, and we’re excited about it for a few reasons. First, of course, is that we’ve been invited to be a columnist for the blog (same crankiness, real name). Terminology’s a bit off, but you know what we mean. Second, and this is really cool, the blog is prototyping (and we use the word in the best possible sense of the word) a different concept in genre fiction communities. If we may…(and heck, only three other people in the

Books/Mags/Blogs

As We Like To Say, Tools, Not Rules

Those of you who know about our little issue with the serial comma (or as we like to call it Our Favorite Thing in The World), avert your eyes. We are going to say something shocking. Of course, if you’re reading this, you have a synopsis to finish. It is past 5 p.m., and we haven’t seen it come our way. Self-sabotage is all very good, but we said we wouldn’t leave our computer until we heard from you. Grammar and structure are really important. Really, really important. They make reading easy and fun. Perhaps we would we have screamed

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If We’ve Said It Once, We’ve Said It…

Can we just say that we winced when we got to the point in this Washington Post article about self-publishining where an author who signed with PublishAmerica admitted she didn’t have a clue about the business of publishing. One part of us feels sorry for her; the other, the part we affectionately call our black-hearted soul, wants to slap her silly. And she wasn’t alone. If we accomplish nothing else with this blog, we will have made one thing clear: writing is your business, and if you don’t learn everything you can about this industry, you’re going to get screwed.

Publishers and Editors

Just Because

We were never much for Ernest Hemingway in our misbegotten youth — too much guy writing for our taste. Always, we gravitated toward F. Scott Fitzgerald. But tastes change (hence spinach enjoying a regular role at meals), and we’ve developed more of an appreciation for Hemingway. What we once disdained as overly simple, we now see as jaw-droppingly complex. It’s actually quite inspiring. And it’s quite obvious that we aren’t alone in our need to develop the Hemingway taste — even the Nobel people needed some time… Report: Old Man of Sea Hooked Nobel for Hemingway

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For Information Only, As Nobody We Know Behaves Like This

Sometimes it seems hard to believe that today’s young writers are following the same vocation as that depicted by a long night of wakefulness in Cyril Connolly’s Enemies of Promise (1938), when the tortured would-be writer lies awake all night hearing the bells sound off the hours – or is it the decades? – and all too soon eight o’clock approaches, and the magnum opus is still not written. Of all the afflictions of the old school, surely the most entrenched and significant was procrastination. Anyone can procrastinate, of course – anyone with a tendency to perfectionism and a horror

Tools and Craft
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